me: *writes adult email*
me: *hits send while screaming loudly*
(via baracknobama)
not to bring attention to a sensitive topic but I want to enjoy a nice bike ride with a little cat sitting in the front basket
(via shrekscellent)
*uses my thumbs to lift my bra straps like an old timey political man would with his suspenders* im the mayor of titty city, bitch
theres no difference between exercise and black magic both of them hurt your body at first and drain you of energy but the more you dabble in it the more powerful you become
this is the most inspiring thing i have ever read
*interacts with people*
*has to take a four hour nap*
(via confirmance)
what happens to all your teen angst when you’re 20… like where does it go
they diagnose it as anxiety
(via kaylinr)
whenever a friend tells me another friend’s business i be like “omg tell me everything!! details!!” cuz i’m nosy but in my mind i be like “hmmm okay i can’t trust this hoe….”
(via baracknobama)